Girl At Work

From Huffy Penguin

Carried Away

From Cornered

Lockdown Hairstyles

From F Minus

I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".

Job Skills

From Moderately Confused

From Moderately Confused

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Coming Soon

From The Jenkins

The Constant Fighter

From Matt Davies

The reason our country is having so much hot weather is that we have too many thermometers.

If we stopped looking at our thermometers so often we'd have far fewer days over 30°. 

Practical Measures

From JimBenton

Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.

What The Future Holds

From Speedbump

I've got a Zoom meeting later. It's just like a normal meeting, except Fat Larry's banned.

Isolation

From Pearls Before Swine

When-sday

From Moderately Confused

From Liniers Cartoon

From Pearls Before Swine

If 2020 Was A Game

Regency Novel or Pandemic Life

From Wrong Hands

I could tell you a coronavirus joke now – but you'd have to wait for two weeks to see if you got it.

Back To Work

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

From Dilbert

From HeyBuddy

Outside

From Moderately Confused

From Liniers Cartoon   

I don't get any luck. I made some face masks out of old socks and now I've been signed off for the week with Athlete's Nose.

Families In Lockdown

From James Breakwell

From James Breakwell

From James Breakwell

Outside View

From Rhymes With Orange

From F Minus

In It Together

Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us the instructions to let us know what to do.

2020 Olympians

From Matt Davies

Virtual Meetings

From Wrong Hands

From Close to Home by John McPherson

Lockdown Sports - Disgrace

Andrew Cotter - Disgrace

Game Of Life

From Moderately Confused

Dressing For The Occasion

From Moderately Confused

From Moderately Confused

Shopping For Essentials

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

From Rhymes With Orange

Homeschooling

From Liniers Cartoon

Homeschooling is really difficult, I'm starting to think our dog might be a slow learner. - Gary Delaney

My Choice

From Infinite Guff

This lockdown is giving me the chance to do things I didn't' get around to before. I was in my garden earlier and my neighbour looked over the fence and said "What are you doing?" I said "I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order". She said "Really? I don't know how you find the time!" I said "Oh that's easy, it's right next to the sage".

New Player

From Speedbump  

The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs that have been held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Prevention

 

From Matt Davies

I've just been reading a very sad story about the man in Saudi Arabia who had to return the items that he stole after being convicted of stealing two pallets of hand sanitiser. Still, on the bright side, he won't be needing it now.