Some Gags

From Buni Comic My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-...

I love pie. I could eat it 22/7

From Mark Lynch The more I get to know people, the more I realise why Noah only let animals onto his ark.

From Twonk Comics Date: "What do you do?" Me: *holds up menu* "You just choose a meal from this book of food"

From Faceless No man has ever won a game of, "Notice anything different about me?"

From smbc I've donated sperm so often that I get turned on by those plastic cups. Also, I'm banned from Tupperware parties....

From Rhymes With Orange Bananas make things around them ripen faster and this is why you never see a young greengrocer.