Some Gags

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock. And that's humerus.

From Wumo There were two of them on Play School, one was big and one was little. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

From Leigh Rubin Hello darkness my old friend. Why are you here, it's 5 p.m.

From The Far Side No matter how much you push the envelope . . . . . . it'll still be stationery.

I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed. I desperately need to see kelp.

From Safely Endangered A Sultan's wife is genuinely called a Sultana although she is sometimes also known as his currant wife.

From Bizarro Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"