Some Gags

From JimBenton I’ve just got back from my plastic surgery support group. There were a lot of new faces there...

From Mark Lynch Apparently reincarnation is making a comeback.

From HeyBuddy My friend and I watched five films on Netflix back-to-back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv. ...

What has four legs and flies? Two pairs of trousers.

“Excuse me madam, can I smell your pussy?” “No, of course not.” “Oh, it must be your feet then.”

From StrangeTrek I used to work for the circus. I was a human cannonball. Until they fired me.

From OffTheMark I never thought that I'd be the sort of person who'd wake up early in the morning to exercise. ...