Some Gags

From Wrong Hands My 4 year old son said, "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for ...

From Bird and Moon What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken.

From Loose Parts How do you get a snake into Hogwarts? You tell it to slither in.

From Andertoons The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain Paul was the heart George was the spirit ...

From Jonesy A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him: -Would you l...

From Speedbump A man at the fair was giving good advice for £1 I gave him £1 and he told me, "stop wasti...

From Loading Artist What is a duck’s drug of choice? Quack How do you legalize Quack? Y...