Some Gags

From Bliss Ladies, if a guy: - remembers your birthday - knows what you enjoy - saves your pictures - harvests your data - keeps your passwo...

From Private Eye From Jonesy We haven't found a solution for climate change yet, but . . . . . . we're definitely getting warmer...

From Bizarro Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to...

From Cornered Last night my neighbour came home drunk and banged on his own door for 5 minutes. The trouble is, he lives alone, so nobody a...

From The Daily Drawing Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall. His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high. That's Horatio of  just over 3:1. ...

From The Argyle Sweater A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase. He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes. So, he cal...

From Moderately Confused Doctor: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Doctor: Yes Me: No