Playing Outside

From Mark Lynch

I couldn't get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so I went downstairs.

They have reception there!

Anxiety Club

From Dinos and Comics

The hardest part of joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous . . .

. . . is admitting that you don't have a problem.

Shady Disguise

From Speedbump

I do not look like a Smurf and I've told people that until I'm blue in the face.

Who's Ready For Halloween?

From Liz Climo

I've just been to my Nan's house, and fair play to her, at 94, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and live insects in the windows and a skeleton on the sofa.

She always makes a big effort but when I rang the bell there was no answer.

I'll pop back next week, see how she's doing!

Pupkin

From Bliss

A piece of pumpkin pie costs $2.00 in Jamaica and $2.45 in Barbados.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Fairytale Wedding

From Twonk Comics

Why is a massage like a fairy tale?

They're both better with a happy ending.

Strict Doctor

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

And that's humerus.