Shell Shock

From Speedbump

The maternity ward at the hospital . . .

. . . should really be called the emerge-ncy room.

Menu Choice

From Andertoons

From Andertoons

From Andertoons

From Rubes

I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . .

. . . it was very tasty, but the bill was enormous!

French Breads

From Loose Parts

My friend Jack Hughes went to France, but whenever he introduced himself they kept getting all defensive.

It Snowed

From JimBenton

The local council is gritting the roads like there's snow tomorrow.

Headless Love

From The Argyle Sweater

From Mark Lynch

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Trap

From Leigh Rubin

Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died.

He was caught in a trap.

Lift Buttons

From OffTheMark

My wife has just come tumbling down the stairs.

I warned her about wearing that slinky nightdress.