Observer Effect Day

From The Jenkins

My geography teacher asked me if I could name a country with no R in it.

I said, “No way”.

Clown Babies

How warm is a baby at birth?

Womb temperature.

Funny Face

From JimBenton

I’ve just got back from my plastic surgery support group.

There were a lot of new faces there today.

Hiatus

From Mark Lynch

Apparently reincarnation is making a comeback.

Dog Wisdom

From HeyBuddy

My friend and I watched five films on Netflix back-to-back.

Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.

Perfect Couple

What has four legs and flies?

Two pairs of trousers.

Sharing With Friends

“Excuse me madam, can I smell your pussy?”

“No, of course not.”

“Oh, it must be your feet then.”