Untrained Dog

From Bliss

So, the Movember Moustache was finally shaved off this morning.

I'm so happy . . . my wife was starting to look like Tom Selleck.

Trojan Bargain

From smbc

I'm absolutely gutted.

Kajagoogoo tickets just went on sale for £30 but I've only got £28.

Sans Sheriff

From Noel Curry

Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion . . .

. . . he will be given a tough sentence.

Lost Property

From Leigh Rubin

I found thousands of letters in my letterbox this morning.

That's the last time I order a dictionary from IKEA.

Remote Working, Pros and Cons

From Dilbert

Ironing done. Hoovering done. Washing up done. Kids bathed. Kids in bed.

The perfect time to go home from the pub.

Bird's Eye View

From New Scientist

The way to tell the difference between crows and rooks is that crows have black beaks whereas rooks look like little castles.

The Great Thing About Cats

From Bizarro

I've got a lighter with a pink flame at home.

I use it to light camp fires.