Magic Carpet Warehouse

From Andertoons

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

Face/On

From Faceless

It’s just dawned on me.

People are prisoners of their phones.

That’s why they’re called Cell Phones.

The Son Of Man - Origin Story

From Dan Misdea

I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears . . .

. . . so, I gave her another apple!

Directions

From Speedbump

People are always sceptical when I say I climbed Mount Everest.

But it's true, I made it up!

Burglar

From Jonesy

Who did the dinosaur call when he was being robbed?

The triceracops.

Greg - Party Animal

From Liz Climo

My mate suggested that we go to a fancy dress party as a pheasant and a grouse.

Well, I'm game if he is.

Height Chart

Did you hear about the girl who fell in love with a baker?

It didn’t work out; she wasn’t what he kneaded.