You Can Do It Chris

I really love watching tennis.

but I've never been able to figure out why they need a lifeguard.

Sticky Trap

From Safely Endangered

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Croc Infested Waters

From Mark Lynch

I think my doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear.

I overheard him telling his colleague that I had serious healthy shoes!

Karaoke

From Twonk Comics

I've got an Abba song stuck in my head, I'll be singing it all day knowing me!

Using AI To Code

From Work Chronicles

From Work Chronicles

An AI algorithm walks into a bar . . .

. . . and says "I'll have what everyone else is having."

Camouflage

From Ben Chen

Whenever anyone at the gym asks if I can spot them, I always reply 'Who said that?'  

Flying Pigs

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.

"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.

"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.

Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.