Foreign Language

From Chucklebros

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

The Hard Life

From AThirdThing

I'm sick of hearing all those 1970s novelty songs that they play at my local holiday camp.

So, this year I'm off to sunny Spain.

Interview Faux Pas

From Bliss

Interviewer: "This says you tend to jump to conclusions"

Me: "So I'm hired?"

LGBT???

From Mark Lynch

Shopping for antiques won't make you gay . . . but it may make you buy curios.

Proportion

From Pardon My Planet

If someone calls you fat just ignore them.

You're bigger than that.

Writing Cheques

From Bob Eckstein

How did the Australian pay for his new chess set?

Cheque, mate.

What Flavour

From Loading Artist