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From JimBenton

“Do you really have to lick the knife?” she asked frowning.

“Sorry, force of habit!” I chuckled.

“Lots of people do it though, don’t they?”

“Yes, but not during surgery, doctor.”

Furdresser

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Is it weird to lick your knife after you've finished using it?

Because the other surgeons looked at me with disgust when I did it today.

2020 Shopping Problem

I can't wait for the non-essential shops to reopen. I've got loads of non-essential shopping that I really don't need to do.

Flexible

From Bizarro