The Reality Of Being A Parent

From smbc

What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?

Pasture bedtime!

Providers

From Strange Brew

I couldn't find any Oxo cubes in the supermarket today.

They must be out of stock.

Kid Napping

From GoatToSelf

After a long discussion and practical evaluation, my wife and I decided we don't want to have kids.

We'll be telling them tomorrow, after dinner.

Early DNA Test

From The Argyle Sweater

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "We already knew that, you remember, don't you?

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had soiled the nappy we'd just put on him. And you said:

'Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.'"

Weaning

From Rhymes With Orange

I don't eat croissants because I've got eczema and I never quite know when I've finished.

Emotional Separation

Sweet Dreams

From LunarBaboon

Head Support

From Cyanide & Happiness

Home Made Food

From Liz Climo

Qualified Parents

From Bizarro

Going To The Playground With Kids

 

From LunarBaboon

 

Unfinished Business

 

From LunarBaboon

 

Parents' Dream

From LunarBaboon

Wah-mbulance

From LunarBaboon

Countdown

From LunarBaboon

You Need To Pass A Test To Drive A Car

From Bizarro

Lies

From LunarBaboon

Natural Parenting

From xkcd

Don't Be The Bad Guy

From LunarBaboon

Dream Catcher

From The Perry Bible Fellowship