Narcisyphus

From Andertoons

I asked my photographer friend which pose was the best for selfies.

He said, "It doesn't really matter. Just take your pic."

Slinky-phus

From Andertoons

The wife wore an amazing slinky number last night!

She looked amazing coming down the stairs!

Busman's Holiday

From Wrong Hands

My auntie Marge has been ill for so long we changed her name to 'I can't believe she's not better'.

Sisypuss

From Close to Home by John McPherson

From Loose Parts

I would have put my Sisyphus joke here but I've got tired of telling it over and over and over again.