Regular Gym Visitor

From Twonk Comics

Husband: I heard a rumour that the postman's slept with all the women on our street, except for one.

Wife: I bet it's that snooty Cynthia Quinn in Number 12.

Snail Mailman

From Loading Artist

I've been waiting almost 6 weeks for the glue I ordered from Amazon to arrive.

I think it must have got stuck in the post!

A Modest Post

From Leigh Rubin

I surprised my postman by going to the door completely naked this morning.

I don't know which part shocked him the most, my nudity or the fact that I know where he lives.

Shock Treatment

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Jim: "I gave the postman a big shock today - I went to the door without any clothes on."

Jack: "Surely he has seen stuff like that before."

Jim: "Yes, but what really surprised him was that I knew where he lived."

PostCat's First Day

From Scribbly G

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get very angry.

Evolution Of Man

 

From Tales Of Absurdity

Frankenstein's Postman