Spaceship Earth

From Liniers Cartoon

Some people call me the space cowboy,

Some call me the gangster of love,

Some people call me Maurice . . .

- Yes Sir, but I do still need to see your driving licence.

Lest We Forget

From Rhymes With Orange

The man who discovered the wind chill factor was buried yesterday.

He was 82, but felt like 63!

Country Music

From Bliss

Country music is played all over the world

because

national anthems are country music.

Emergency Distraction

From Leigh Rubin

"I've made a model of Mount Everest."

"To scale?"

"No, just to look at."

Gummy Worms?

From Liz Climo

There must be another planet somewhere with worms.

Otherwise, why would we call ours "Earth" worms?

Relentless

From Strange Brew

The instructions on my microwave meal say "stir and recover".

How tiring do they think stirring actually is?

Animal Behaviour

From Bliss

From Bliss

From Bliss

From Bliss

Harsh Tree-tment

From Buni Comic

ATM

Acorn Teller Machine

From Buni Comic

Feeder

From Buni Comic

Animal Photobombs