Sleeping Partner

From OffTheMark

The patron saint of coffee is St. Arbucks.

Coffee Order

From Speedbump

Two astronauts are making drinks on the International Space Station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Frequent Victims Club

From Dilbert

I paid for a coffee in Starbucks earlier.

I've no idea how much it cost in Earth money.

Foamy

From Scott Metzger

Drinking Religiously

From Bizarro