In Deep Trouble

From Loading Artist

The perfect crime would be murdering Where's Wally, because the police would never find the body.

Phonetically Defined 3

From Wrong Hands

Habitual Criminal

From Rhymes With Orange

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

Siphoning Fuel

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

There's a woman in our local park flogging stolen batteries.

She sells c-cells by the seesaw.

She gives the used ones away free of charge.

Valentine's Q&A's

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date!