Protecting The Environment

From smbc

Scientists have today announced they have invented a car that is fuelled by parsley.

They are now working on a train that runs on thyme!

My Choice

From Infinite Guff

This lockdown is giving me the chance to do things I didn't' get around to before. I was in my garden earlier and my neighbour looked over the fence and said "What are you doing?" I said "I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order". She said "Really? I don't know how you find the time!" I said "Oh that's easy, it's right next to the sage".

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From Rhymes With Orange

Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. - Gary Delaney