Fishing Line

From OffTheMark

I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop team later.

Their fielders and bowlers aren't that good, but their batter is brilliant!

Water Safety

From Mark Lynch

Just a warning, in case you're thinking of buying a watch from Amazon.

I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim wearing it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.

Eating For Two

From Twonk Comics

I got myself a vegetable patch.

It's going really well and now I've completely given up eating vegetables.  

Poor Roland

From Mark Lynch

What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

Horror Film 5

From OffTheMark

First Trophy

From Liz Climo

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.

Decisions

From Fowl Language Comics

From Rhymes With Orange

Remember when horse-meat ready meals were our biggest worry? Good times.

Lockdown Sports - Eating Race

Andrew Cotter - Eating Race

Hard Times

From Liz Climo

Al Desko

From Dilbert

Defeated

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From Buni Comic

Barffet

From Bizarro