End Of Life

From Buni Comic

I’m sad to report my nan’s clothes horse has broken beyond repair after 60 years.

It's the end of an airer!

Apple Intern

From Dustinteractive

I've just dropped my mobile phone.

Luckily it was in flight mode so it landed safely.

Beach Bodies

From OffTheMark

I can't believe that the morning has disappeared already and I've hardly got anything done.

All because Facebook was down so I had to phone 42 of my friends to find out what they had for breakfast.

Wild Adventure

From Bliss

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a green rucksack with a few outer pockets and went up to the Lake District.

I walked around for about 5 miles or so, stopped and sat on a stone wall for a bit and had a flask of milky coffee.

Then I walked another 5 miles or thereabouts and decided to stop for a snack.

I rootled about in my new rucksack and decided that a biscuit would do the job.

I found some digestives, some bourbons and a pack of custard creams so I picked the . . .

Sorry, I'm rambling!

Tracked

From OffTheMark

I asked my smart phone what to do when I feel sleepy in the middle of the day.

It turns out there's a nap for that!

Why There Is No Proof Of Aliens Even Though Everyone Carries Around A Camera On Their Phone

From Looks Good On Paper

Why don't aliens spend their holidays on Earth?

Because our solar system only has one star.

Giraphone

From OffTheMark

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Anagram.

Anagram who?

How?

Tricks Of The Trade

From Mark Lynch

I had my phone stolen yesterday but the laugh's on them,

I've already used up all my free minutes.

Everyday Activity

From Dinos and Comics

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.

I told her it was because I thought Mark Zuckerberg might be listening.

She laughed.

I laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.

Couch

From smbc

My wife told me that she doesn't like the person I become when she's on her period.

Trailblazer

Don't worry about your tv and your phone spying on you.

Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Settings

From Loose Parts

Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

Visiting Santa

From Speedbump

Mimic

From Speedbump

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Distraction

From OffTheMark

I can't believe it's Christmas Eve already!

Or at least that's what it looks like judging by the state of my advent calendar.

Phone Clock

From Loose Parts

Her: Let's exchange numbers.

Him: Won't that just confuse people who are trying to call us?

Multitasking

From Dilbert

An Easy Way To Remember Which Way The Clocks Go In Autumn:

The evenings are creeping in.

The collective noun for a group of tortoises is a creep.

The combined weight of 9 African spurred tortoises is approximately 365Kg.

There are 365 days in a year on the planet earth.

The best way to move mounds of earth is with a bulldozer.

Bulldozer rhymes with Composer.

One of the most recognised composers was Johann Christian Bach.

Bach sounds like Back.

Back. The clocks go back.

Road Safety

From Bliss

I was driving towards a village and, I'll admit it, I thought I was going a bit fast. But then one of those auto road signs flashed up 87mph, and spookily enough, that was exactly the speed I was travelling at. So hey, I figured I was OK.

Phone Status

From Buni Comic

Mindlessly Scrolling

From Buni Comic