A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
"You ok?" she says."
Yes." he says."
You can go and play with the other kids you know" she says.
"It's best I stay here." he says.
"Why's that sweetie?" says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, "Because I'm the Goalie!"
I chatted up a gypsy last night.
She asked me to go back to her place for a good time.
She wasn't kidding.
I went on the dodgems, the waltzers and the ghost train, and I returned home with a goldfish.
A bloke got chatting to a girl in a club. "Can I buy you a drink?" he asked.
"Have you not got a girlfriend," she replied, "because guys like you always seem to have girlfriends in my experience?"
"No, sadly not," he assured her. "We broke up just over a month ago."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that," she said." Go on then, I'll have a white wine, please."
Well, after a few more drinks and a bit of a kiss and a cuddle, they headed off back to her place and made mad, passionate love for the next few hours.
Then, while he was putting his clothes back on, she said, "You're good looking, you seem to be a genuinely nice guy, and you're absolutely amazing in bed. So can I ask you why on earth you split up with your girlfriend?
"He took a deep breath and said, "My wife found out about her."
