Larry's Pack

From Joseph Nowak

Why do all astronauts use a mac?

Because it's dangerous to open windows in space.

Research

From AThirdThing

My mate said "I like your car".

I said "It's not very practical now we've got a baby".

He said "How about I buy it from you?".

I said "Yeah, go on then. Three grand?"

He said "You've got yourself a deal".

I said "Nice one, you're going to make a brilliant dad".