Be The Best

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

1) Never make resolutions

2) Accept that life contains paradoxes

3) Use the binary number system more often

Liking It Ruff

From Monster Picnic

I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the duvet.

After a few seconds my wife shouted, "What is up with you, that really stinks!"

It must have been pretty bad; she was downstairs at the time!

Good Dog Bad Dog

From Bliss

From Bliss

Can anyone give me an estimate of how many ball parks there are?

Pets

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I want to eat 5 meals a day.

Who decided on just 3?

The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend?

What a bozo!

Who's A Good Boy?

From HeyBuddy

York, so good they named it.

Deep Thoughts