Intimate Examination

From Slipshod Squiggles

I walked into a fertility clinic.

The nurse said, "I can already tell what your problem is."

I said, "How?"

She said, "That was the back door".

Safe Laptop Use

From Cyanide & Happiness

I received an email today from a 'bored house-wife, aged 32. fit, looking for some action'.

So, I arranged to send her a week's supply of my washing and ironing to help keep her busy.