Where's My Easter Egg

Why is bread the body of Christ?

Because he is risen.

Cat Funeral

From JimBenton

Billy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.

"How did you know it was dead?" asks his teacher.

"Because I pissed in its ear & it didn't move" says Billy.

"You did what!?" screams the teacher.

"You know" explains Billy, "I leant over and went Pssst & it didn't move."

Ex-pertees

From Loose Parts

The man who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at his funeral.

Old Legend

From StrangeTrek

What's the difference between Rapunzel and politicians?

Rapunzel let's her hair down, politicians let everyone else down.

Possum Playing

From Speedbump

I'm watching a brilliant documentary about how police measure motorists' blood alcohol levels.

It's breathtaking.

Finally

From Cory Richardson

I felt a bit uncomfortable when I drove into the cemetery and the GPS announced, "You have reached your final destination."

Pet Cemetery

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

This Be The Curse

 

They muck you up, these stuck-up cats.

You may not think so but it's true.

They come and sit upon your lap

When there are other things to do.

 

You wait upon them, hand and foot,

And in return get fleas and lice,

Their hairs collect upon your suit,

They bring you chewed-up heads of mice.

 

Cats hand on misery to man.

It gathers in the litter tray.

So get up quickly while you can

Before the cat climbs back to stay.

Santa Is Dead

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Phone Status

From Buni Comic

How Many Frogs Would You Kiss?

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From Candy Rocket

Final Words

 

From Bizarro

 

Good News, Bad News