Choosing Underwear

From C Section Comics

"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing", I said to my wife.

"Wear your own then", she replied.

Non-Friction Books

From Bliss

That's the last time I buy my underpants from Primark.

They've fallen to bits after only six months.

I wouldn't mind, but they've only been in the washer twice.

In The Not Too Distant Future

From Mark Lynch

I just checked my emails, only to find it full of the usual offers, such as penis extensions, Viagra, hair loss cures, how to keep your woman satisfied, how to lose weight quickly etc. I wouldn't mind, but they're all from the missus.

Risky Masks

From Real Life Adventures

 

From Dilbert

Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

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