Short Lived Resolution

From Safely Endangered

I have 11 New Year's Resolutions this year:

- Never make resolutions

- Accept paradoxes

- Use the binary number system more often

Cut Your Losses

From Loading Artist

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"

Me: "Oh that's a brilliant question"

Interviewer: "But what's the answer?"

Me: "Sarcasm"

Predictable Player

From Liz Climo