Friday, 27 June 2025
Wednesday, 11 June 2025
Spider Goo
Tuesday, 5 April 2022
Five Year Plan
God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.
But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
Friday, 11 March 2022
Petrol Price Solution
A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol.
At that moment, a bee flew in his window.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the bee.
"I'm out of petrol," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said the bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow," the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my petrol tank?"
"BP," answered the bee.
Friday, 5 November 2021
Attenborough
Earlier this year in a charity shop I bought an old vinyl single called "Sounds Wasps Make" out of curiosity.
I finally played it the other day and said to myself "This doesn't sound like wasps"
Then I realised I was playing the Bee side.