Solution

I entered a competition to find the most considerate lover.

I came second.

Sin

From JimBenton

Jesus sacrificed his life for your sins . . .

. . . except he came back.

So, what did he really sacrifice?

His weekend?

Jesus sacrificed his weekend for your sins.

Unsatisfying Life

And then he rose from the dead? I can barely get out of bed for work!

From smbc

Could anyone help me with my Easter crossword puzzle?

2 Across: "Where they nailed Jesus."

He Who Is Without Sin

From smbc