Devices

From F Minus

I bumped into someone from my flashers' club in town earlier.

It's always nice to see a fellow member.  

How Many Languages Do You Speak?

From F Minus

From Will McPhail

Wife: "I had a crazy dream last night"

Me: "I taught the dog to speak"

Wife: "No, that wasn't it"

Dog: "Wasn't what?"

Replaced By Technology

From F Minus

I was going to give my change to a tramp today, but his sign said 'ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU'. So I held onto it, just in case.

Lockdown Hairstyles

From F Minus

I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".

Outside View

From Rhymes With Orange

From F Minus