Spider Vision

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

It's been three months since I sent my hearing aid away for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

Super Optician

From Loose Parts

What happens to your eyesight when you have kids?

You get adult super vision.

Eye D Parade

From OffTheMark

I used to try to make eye contact with people on the tube, but one thing I soon learned about Londoners is they hate you touching their eyes.

Flysight Test

From Loose Parts

Trying to break up with an optician is hard. Every time I tell her I can't see her any more, she just moves an inch closer and says "How about now?"

Eye Doctor

From OffTheMark

Eye Test

From GoatToSelf

COVID-19 Arrangements For Christmas

There will be no nativity this year because:

- the 3 Wise Men face a travel ban

- the shepherds have been furloughed

- the inn keeper has shut under tier 3 regulations and had a slump in bookings.

Santa won't be working as he would break the rule of 6 with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen.

As for Rudolph, with that red nose, he should be isolating and taking a test.

Opticians and Masks

From The Jenkins

Flyopia

From TheArgyleSweater

Snowmen