Showing posts with label kill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kill. Show all posts

Wednesday, 29 March 2023

Dangerous

From Cathy Wilcox

My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

Monday, 2 January 2023

My Kind Of Photography

From Bird and Moon

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.

To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

Thursday, 8 December 2022

Self Driving Cars & The Future

From smbc

Did you hear about the first death caused by a self-driving car?

The police didn't press charges because they couldn't determine its automotive.


Tuesday, 9 February 2021

Crush

I found a badly injured owl so I tried to put it out of its misery. It took me almost three hours to wring its neck.