Showing posts with label Dave Coverly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dave Coverly. Show all posts

Wednesday, 8 September 2021

Married Mummies

A couple were Christmas shopping.

The shopping centre was packed and as the wife walked around, she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said: "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said: "Yes, I do remember that shop."

He replied: "Well, I'm in the pub next door!"

Wednesday, 10 February 2021

Teenage Drivers

From Speedbump

Seventeen year old: "Wow, OMG! Like, this game is just so realistic man."

Driving Instructor: "Pull over immediately sir."