Hush Money

From At Random Comics

My wife's gone out for a night on the town with the girls.

She's taken her wedding ring off and left it at home, presumably to avoid losing it if she has a couple too many drinks.

Very sensible. I hope she has a lovely time.

Rose Petal Path

From BerkeleyMews

Just impressed a woman with a bottle of lemonade.

I Schwepped her off her feet.

Adultree

From OffTheMark

Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree.

They walk for a long time but couldn't find a good one.

Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough.

It's getting dark and cold and finally one of them says "This is hopeless, let's just pick one without decorations".

Girlfriend Problems

From Faceless

Helping Hand

From LunarBaboon

Younger Model

From Buni Comic

Sweet Tooth

From Buni Comic

Wanton

From Buni Comic

Journalistic Integrity

From smbc

Playaway Giveaway

From TheArgyleSweater

Tales From The Other Side

From See Mike Draw

Tim Whyatt Cartoons