Chat-Up Mishap

From Speedbump

So let me get this straight.

I go to the supermarket and buy some sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, 4 pints of milk in a plastic bottle and a plastic bottle of ketchup.

And they won’t give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?

Unexpected Benefit

From Looks Good On Paper

Just got a new job collecting litter.

When I asked about training, they said "You'll pick it up as you go along. "

Playing The Long Game

From smbc

and while we're in the area . . .

From War and Peas