Centre For Reincarnation Studies

From Speedbump

My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.

They said I had a pre-existing condition.

Covering All Bases

From Mark Lynch

They say that time is a great healer.

Which would explain why doctor's surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appointment!

Taking Care

From ExtraFabulousComics

Sex burns up 350 calories each time.

Please help me, I'm on a diet.

Elf Check

From Bizarro

Tardy Ambulance

 

From Bizarro

 

Adopt A Healthy Lifestyle

From smbc

Proper Dental Hygiene

From Cyanide and Happiness

Garlic Warning

For years doctors and scientists have told us that some foods are good for us, only for us to be told later that they bad for us.
Conversely they tell us that some foods are bad for us, and all the time they've been good for us.
There doesn't seem to be much proof either way to suggest what is good and what is bad.
Until now that is.
Garlic is definitely BAD for us.
"You Are, What You Eat".
See below for proof.

Where Are You On The Global Fat Scale?

You'll need to know your sex, age, height and weight (in metric*) and this BBC tool will do the rest:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328



* you can use your imperial age if you like.