How To Age The Elderly

From Loose Parts

I just spilt stain remover on my trousers.

How do I get that out?

Detour

From Bliss

Travel Update:

A lorry carrying incontinence pants has shed its load on the motorway.

Police are warning of long delays due to rubberknickers!

Old Man Masks

From Close To Home

A man takes his wife to get tested. Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So, what am I supposed to do now?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

Bum-per Sticker

From Bizarro

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