Small Safari

From Junk Drawer

I popped into a department store yesterday and I learned that make-up assistants do not like it when you climb up on the stool and ask for a tiger.

Tiger Trap

From OffTheMark

I phoned up the fishing helpline today.

I said "I'm really hopeless at fishing and need some tips".

The man said "Okay, can you hold the line?"

I said "No".

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From Imgur