Reserved

From Leigh Rubin

Q. What's your favourite month?

A. July.

Q. Why July?

Q. I didn't.

Purr Pressure

From OffTheMark

I don't believe in peer pressure.

Unless my friends do.

Sawing Ladies

From Cornered

I failed my entrance exam to get into The Magic Circle.

It wasn’t fair, they were all trick questions!

Developing Problem

From At Random Comics

Me: I need batteries so that I can tell what time it is.

Friend: Is it for a clock?

Me: I don’t know, that’s why I need the batteries.

Breeze

From Twonk Comics

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly . . .

I'm not a fan.

Staying Power

At the rate he’s going, King Charles could surpass his mother's record of 15 prime ministers before the end of 2026!

It's Our Anniversary

From Faceless

Last year I booked a table for me and my wife for our anniversary.

Total waste of time; she couldn't even pot a red!