Whack-a-Mole Sales

From Andertoons

I gave my long-standing friend some advice…

"Sit down!"

Decision Making

From Loose Parts

I bought a self-assembly bookcase but it didn't work so I had to make it myself.

What Animals Have Taught Me

 

From JimBenton

What do you call a baby manatee?

A boyatee

Beaver Bathtime

From The Argyle Sweater

I hate hotel bath towels.

Sometimes, they are so thick and fluffy that I can't even close my suitcase.

Quiet Business

From Leigh Rubin

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?

Rick O'Shey

Early Departure

From Mark Lynch

Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?

Because they're extinct.

Carbon Dating

Three years ago, I asked my crush to go out with me.

Last week, I asked her to marry me.

She said no both times.