Thursday, 13 August 2026

Eclipse

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From Twonk Comics


And for anyone who missed it, let Roger McGough guide you toward other eclipses:


The hamburger flipped across the face of the bun

The frisbee winning the race against its own shadow

The cricket ball dropping for six in front of the church clock

On a golden plate, a host of communion wafers

The brown contact lens sliding across the blue iris

The palming of small change

Everyday eclipses.

 

Out of the frying pan, the tossed pancake orbits the Chinese lampshade

The water bucket echoing into the well

The black, snookering the cue ball against the green baize

The winning putt on the eighteenth

The tiddlywink twinking toward the tiddlycup

Everyday eclipses.

 

Neck and neck in the hot-air balloon race

Holding up her sign, the lollipop lady blots out the Belisha beacon

The foaming tankard thumped onto the beermat

The plug into the plughole

In the fruit bowl, the orange rolls in front of the peach

Every day eclipses another day.

 

Goodbye bald patch, Hello yarmulke

A sombrero tossed into the bullring

Leading the parade, the big bass drum, we hear cymbals but cannot see them

One eclipse eclipses another eclipse.

 

To the cold white face, the oxygen mask

But too late

One death eclipses another death.

 

The baby’s head, the mother’s breast

The open O of the mouth seeking the warm O of the nipple

One birth eclipses another birth

Everyday eclipses.

 

Roger McGough

Tuesday, 11 August 2026

You're Beautiful

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I run 15 mins every day.

If I miss a day I run 15 mins more the next day.

This has truly been a game changer for me.

Tomorrow I’m running for 3.5 months!

Monday, 10 August 2026

Finland

From Terrible Maps

Finland have just closed their borders.

Which means no one can cross the finish line.

Friday, 7 August 2026

Breakthrough

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From Mark Lynch

The first house I rented had a ceiling that was only 4 feet above the floor.

I couldn’t stand living there.


Thursday, 6 August 2026

Fortune Teller Interview

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From Twonk Comics

Fortune Teller Buying Clothes

Shop Assistant: How about this one?

Fortune Teller: That shirt is too small

Shop Assistant: You didn't even try it on

Fortune Teller: I'm a medium

Wednesday, 5 August 2026

Efficiency

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From Dinos and Comics

My grandma quietly changed her hair colour while taking a nap.

She dyed peacefully in her sleep.