Some Gags

Sunday, 3 May 2026

My geography teacher asked me if I could name a country with no R in it.

I said, “No way”.

How warm is a baby at birth?

Womb temperature.

I’ve just got back from my plastic surgery support group.

There were a lot of new faces there today.

Apparently reincarnation is making a comeback.

My friend and I watched five films on Netflix back-to-back.

Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.

What has four legs and flies?

Two pairs of trousers.