Turtle Soup

From Joseph Nowak

It's the start of a brand new week, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

Spring Forward

From Stephen Collins

It took me ages to change all the clocks in my house.

There's an hour of my life I'll never get back.

Whack-a-Mole Sales

From Andertoons

I gave my long-standing friend some advice…

"Sit down!"

Decision Making

From Loose Parts

I bought a self-assembly bookcase but it didn't work so I had to make it myself.

What Animals Have Taught Me

 

From JimBenton

What do you call a baby manatee?

A boyatee

Beaver Bathtime

From The Argyle Sweater

I hate hotel bath towels.

Sometimes, they are so thick and fluffy that I can't even close my suitcase.

Quiet Business

From Leigh Rubin

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?

Rick O'Shey