Dung Pile Talk

From Joseph Nowak

Our budgerigar got out of its cage a couple of months ago and had sex with our dog.

If anyone is interested, we have a basket of puppies going cheep.

Airport Lounges Are More Comfortable Than Planes

From The Jenkins

I went to buy an aeroplane today.

The sales assistant asked me if I wanted to keep the hangar!

Volunteer

From Dan Misdea

A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered.

After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!

There wasn't a hare on his head.

Colour Range

From World of Engineering

What colour is the wind?

Blew

Ghosted

From Dinos and Comics

And ghosting isn't the only confusing term in English; for example:

Hyphenated

Non-hyphenated.

Ting

From Anjali Srivastava

Looking very pleased with himself my 7 year old nephew showed me the 'telephone' he had just made from a piece of string and two tin cans.

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

Daddy's Home

From Bizarro

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time windows crashed.

Oh, wait . . . he does!