CamoCon

From The Jenkins

I just received my ticket to the Fibonacci convention!

I hear this year is going to be as big as the last 2 put together.

Human Emotion

From smbc

I got really emotional at the petrol pump this morning.

I don't know why but I just started filling up.

Goldilocks Epilogue

From Wrong Hands

It's called 'Getting your guns out' because you have the right to bare arms.

Pudding

From GoodBearComics

Me: “I’ll have the steak please”

Waiter: “How do you like it?”

Me: “I don’t know you haven’t given it to me yet”

Mules

From Andertoons

I divorced my wife because she was too loud in bed.

I could hear her from two houses down the street.

Yus M'Lady

What's it called when a King and Queen have no children?

A receding heir-line.

Potential Breakthrough

From Jonesy

I was going to post a social media joke.

But I'm pretty sure you have already Reddit.