Thursday, 26 March 2026

Tuesday, 24 March 2026

Beaver Bathtime

From The Argyle Sweater

I hate hotel bath towels.

Sometimes, they are so thick and fluffy that I can't even close my suitcase.

Monday, 23 March 2026

Thursday, 19 March 2026

Carbon Dating


Three years ago, I asked my crush to go out with me.

Last week, I asked her to marry me.

She said no both times.