Cretaceous Prospectors

From Asher Perlman

I went to the library today and asked where I could find books on greases, oils and lubricants.

The librarian suggested I try the non-friction section.

Milestones

From Bliss

I was in the park the other day with my dog Rufus, throwing sticks and whatnot.

He was just as happy as a dog can be so I asked him.

"Rufus! What is it you like so much about sticks?"

He turned around a looked at me straight in the eye like he could not understand that I didn't know already; that it was so obvious that there was maybe not even any explanation.

But then, just before he started to play again, he said, “Bark”!

Giraffe Selfie

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

I’d love to become a selfie photographer.

I can just picture myself doing it.

Bird Chef

From At Random Comics

Calling it a refrigerator implies that everything in it has already been fridgerated once before.

Let's Play

From OffTheMark

My 5-year-old son found videos meant for adults only . . .

. . . but he couldn't understand the advanced calculus lectures from my university, so he stopped watching.

Attraction

From Mark Lynch

The Wi-Fi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to my wife.

To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.

Johann Sebastian Bark

From Bliss

A man answers his door and finds a piano tuner waiting on the step.

“Can I help” says the man, “I haven't ordered a piano tuner”.

“I know you haven't” replies the piano tuner, “Your neighbours did for you”.