Slow Mugging

From smbc

What do you call a group of trans-female superheroes?

Ex-Men!

You're Beautiful

I run 15 mins every day.

If I miss a day I run 15 mins more the next day.

This has truly been a game changer for me.

Tomorrow I’m running for 3.5 months!

Finland

From Terrible Maps

Finland have just closed their borders.

Which means no one can cross the finish line.

Breakthrough

From Mark Lynch

The first house I rented had a ceiling that was only 4 feet above the floor.

I couldn’t stand living there.

Fortune Teller Interview

From Twonk Comics

Fortune Teller Buying Clothes

Shop Assistant: How about this one?

Fortune Teller: That shirt is too small

Shop Assistant: You didn't even try it on

Fortune Teller: I'm a medium

Efficiency

From Dinos and Comics

My grandma quietly changed her hair colour while taking a nap.

She dyed peacefully in her sleep.

Morning Activity

From Anjali Srivastava

Why can't you keep score in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban!