Jesus is standing in for St. Peter at the gates to Heaven when an old man approaches.
"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" asks Jesus.
"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son, his birth was miraculous; still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."
Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"
The man looks back and replies; "Pinocchio?"
