An artist has a 6 year old child who also likes to draw.
His child drew a horse.
The artist told him, "You drew the horse wrong."
The child replied, "How did I draw it wrong?"
The artist said, "Why does the horse have wings?"
The child replied, "Why can't it have wings?"
The artist said, "It isn't a horse if it has wings."
The child replied, "Then why did you call it a horse?"
Why does Piglet always smell so bad?
Because Piglet is always playing with Pooh.
Instead of water, I put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning.
I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
My 4 year old son said, "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"
