Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Crocodile Smile?

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From Andertoons

Did you know King Henry VIII had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey?

It's why two of his wives were bee-headed.

Monday, 8 June 2026

What Everyone With A Student Loan Needs

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From The Jenkins

A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool.

Police said the road will be closed for about 5 minutes.

Friday, 5 June 2026

Thursday, 4 June 2026

Plaque Widow

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From The Argyle Sweater

My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed

I said “you should know that, you were there”.

Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Reorganisation

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From Dilbert

Every time I go to work, I hide in what I think is the best place available.

Because, I heard, that good employees are hard to find.

Tuesday, 2 June 2026

Portraits

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From JimBenton

I just got back from the barbers.

I had a number two all over.

He was livid.

Monday, 1 June 2026

Fishing

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From Ben Chen

Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”
Dad: “I don’t know; how many?”
Son: “Ten tickles.”
Dad: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.”
Son: “Huh?”
Dad: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tell if an octopus is a male octopus?”
Son: “No; how?
Dad: “Test tickles.”
Son: “that’s inappropriate.”