Sawing Ladies

From Cornered

I failed my entrance exam to get into The Magic Circle.

It wasn’t fair, they were all trick questions!

Developing Problem

From At Random Comics

Me: I need batteries so that I can tell what time it is.

Friend: Is it for a clock?

Me: I don’t know, that’s why I need the batteries.

Breeze

From Twonk Comics

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly . . .

I'm not a fan.

Staying Power

At the rate he’s going, King Charles could surpass his mother's record of 15 prime ministers before the end of 2026!

It's Our Anniversary

From Faceless

Last year I booked a table for me and my wife for our anniversary.

Total waste of time; she couldn't even pot a red!

Egyptian Pool

From Speedbump

Did you know:

The only reason that there are pyramids in Egypt is because . . .

. . . they are too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

Messy Extrapolation

From xkcd

There are two types of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.