Worse Than Snoring

From Speedbump

My wife and I are looking for someone to play the harmonica while we have sex.

No weirdos please.

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From Loose Parts

Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

Fountain Of Youth

From Toonhole

I went to the swimming baths today and had a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.