Headless Love

From The Argyle Sweater

From Mark Lynch

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Feeling Guilty

From Mark Lynch

My ex-girlfriend used to head butt me in the face whenever she had an orgasm.

I didn't mind too much until I found out that she was faking them.

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 5

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 4

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 3

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 2

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 1

From War and Peas

Dating Mantiss

From OffTheMark

From Mark Lynch

I'm having a garden sale this afternoon.

I've got 3 trampolines, 6 patio chairs and 4 fence panels.

New stuff arriving all the time!

Rebel Insects

From OffTheMark

For Sale

George Foreman grill set and Mohammad Ali DVDs.

Both boxed.

Mantis Counselling

From Andertoons

Why won't Dracula bite Mick Jagger?

Cause you can't get blood out of a stone.

Lonely Mantiss

From The Argyle Sweater

I have two mistresses.

One for penetrative sex first thing in the morning, and one fellator.

DIY Sex