Surprise Results

From Speedbump

I said to my wife the other day, "When I die dear, I'm going to leave everything to you."

She said, "You already do, you lazy sod!"

Self-Driving Car

From Dilbert

I've just been out panic buying and bought 32 Smiths albums.

He Left Again

From HeyBuddy

I can't leave the house without playing 'Back in Black' 20 times.

I think I've got OC/DC.

Goodbye

From LunarBaboon