New Tricks

From Speedbump

I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the Tube.

It only took us an hour to get from Barking to Tooting.

Bark Bark Bark Bark . . .

From Speedbump

I renewed my car insurance over the phone this morning, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.

I said, "Yes, I've got a dog."

She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!"

Dog's Diner

From Andertoons

The latest research suggests that the average dog barks around 234 times a day.

Of course, that's just a woof estimate!

Silent Treatment

 From Rhymes With Orange

I need to rehome a dog.

It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.

He Left Again

From HeyBuddy

I can't leave the house without playing 'Back in Black' 20 times.

I think I've got OC/DC.

Nature Lover

From smbc