How To Peel A Banana

From Scribbly G

I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

The Chocolate

From JimBenton

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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There are 10 types of people in the world - those that get the preceding joke, and those that don't.