Beach Bodies

From OffTheMark

I can't believe that the morning has disappeared already and I've hardly got anything done.

All because Facebook was down so I had to phone 42 of my friends to find out what they had for breakfast.

Living On A Phone

From See Mike Draw

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later.

If you want to come round and join in you'd be very welcome.

Tricks Of The Trade

From Mark Lynch

I had my phone stolen yesterday but the laugh's on them,

I've already used up all my free minutes.

Married Robots

From Rhymes With Orange

Reasons my wife gets mad at me:

1. Something something something

2. Some other stuff

3. I don't pay attention when she talks

Road Safety

From Bliss

I was driving towards a village and, I'll admit it, I thought I was going a bit fast. But then one of those auto road signs flashed up 87mph, and spookily enough, that was exactly the speed I was travelling at. So hey, I figured I was OK.

Inattentive

From Faceless

A Day In The Countryside

From BogartCreek