Nick Of Time

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specials.

He said "Of course not, he was the lead singer of Marillion".

Tarzan Of The Cats

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her; she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified?

Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

Puppies In A Suitcase

From Faceless