Snowtograph

From Speedbump

During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.

Does anyone know if this service is still available, and if you have to book?

Getting The Perfect Shot

From Bliss

I just failed my abseiling exam.

I let myself down badly there.

Holiday Snaps

From Truth Facts

I got bit by a donkey once.

It was on holiday in Spain.

Who even knew donkeys had holidays?

Photoshopped Royals

There's a Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs near to where I live.

It's all specs and drugs and sausage rolls around here.

Baby Pictures

From Dogs on the 4th

I went to visit a friend at the hospital and the only parking spot was at the C section.

I had to climb out of the car through the sunroof.

Things That Don't Turn Out Great In Photos

From Adrienne Hedger

My son is taking part in a social experiment.

He has to wear a Just Stop Oil t-shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react.

So far he's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him!

I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside. 

Menu Choice Considerations

From JimBenton

Date: "You seem close to your mum"

Me: "I am"

Mum: "It is a small table for three"

Worst Consequences Of Sex

From Truth Facts

Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.

My Kind Of Photography

From Bird and Moon

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.

To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

Distraction

From OffTheMark

I can't believe it's Christmas Eve already!

Or at least that's what it looks like judging by the state of my advent calendar.

Holiday Pictures

From Bored Panda

My mate said "I'm going on holiday to the south of France".

I said "Where, exactly?"

He said "Spain".

Photo Revolution

From Andertoons

I spent the morning trying to take a decent picture of myself in the shower but I wasn't able to take one that I was happy with.

I guess it must be because I have selfie steam issues.

Home Schooling

Today my son got dressed in nice clothes and said it was his picture day at school (his school, of course, is our kitchen table).

It was either a very sweet moment or the first sign that our kid is starting to crack.

Either way, I charged him £45 for a 15 picture package.

Selfie Mutiliation

From JimBenton

Bunny Ears

From Sunny Street

Like Father

From LunarBaboon

Poser

From Bizarro

One Last Selfie

 

From Waynovision

 

Dedicated Worker

This Looks Like A Great Children's Story