Showing posts with label soldier. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soldier. Show all posts

Saturday, 11 November 2023

Lest We Forget


Sixteen years old when I went to the war,

To fight for a land fit for heroes,

God on my side, and a gun in my hand,

Chasing my days dawn to zero,

And I marched and I fought and I bled and I died,

And I never did get any older,

But I knew at the time that a year in the line,

Was a long enough life for a soldier.

 

We all volunteered, and we wrote dawn our names,

And we added two years to our ages,

Eager for life and ahead of the game,

Ready for history's pages,

And we brawled and we fought and we whored 'til we stood,

Ten thousand shoulder to shoulder,

A thirst for the Hun, we were food far the gun,

And that's what you are when you're soldiers.

 

I heard my friend cry, and he sank to his knees,

Coughing blood as he screamed for his mother,

And I fell by his side, and that's how we died,

Clinging like kids to each other,

And I lay in the mud and the guts and the blood,

And I wept as his body grew colder,

And I called for my mother and she never came,

Though it wasn't my fault and I wasn't to blame,

The day not half over and ten thousand slain,

And now there's nobody remembers our names,

And that's how it is for a soldier.

Thursday, 13 April 2023

Deadly Games

From Wumo

Son: "Can I go on the Xbox?"

Me: "No it's too violent. You should play family games like I used to"

[30 years ago]

Me: "I think the professor was strangled in the library with a rope"

Thursday, 25 June 2020

The Constant Fighter


The reason our country is having so much hot weather is that we have too many thermometers.
If we stopped looking at our thermometers so often we'd have far fewer days over 30°.