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Tuesday, 7 June 2022

How much "No More Tears" shampoo do you have to rub into a baby's eyes before it stops crying?

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same note more than once.

I walked out of Tesco yesterday and saw a woman crying her eyes out saying she'd lost all her holiday money.

I felt so bad for her that I gave her £50.

I don't usually do things like that but I was feeling generous as I'd just found 2 grand in the car park....

My wife phoned me bawling her eyes out earlier.

She sobbed "I've got something to tell you".

I said "What's wrong? Why are you so upset?"

She said "I've flooded the kitchen".

I said "Wow, how long have you been crying?"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poker Face