2020 Nativity

Animal Masks

From Bliss

From Gary McCoy

From JimBenton

 

Adaption

I just had a bubble bath. It was me, my Mum, my Uncle Alan and my Nan.

Measuring Time

From Moderately Confused

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Old Man Masks

From Close To Home

A man takes his wife to get tested. Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So, what am I supposed to do now?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

Halloween Goodies

 

Hallowe'en Mask

From Cyanide & Happiness

May 2021 - UK still coming to terms with new 17-tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection. - HIGNFY

Mask Musings

From Wrong Hands

Zombie Masks

From OffTheMark

Playing Catch

From Cyanide & Happiness

Mask With A Message

From Speedbump

Playing Safe

From Bliss

From Speedbump

A man takes his wife to get tested.

Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So, what am I supposed to do?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

Trade

From Moderately Confused

Coronavirus and Washing

 

From Speedbump

Have anyone else's gardening skills improved during lockdown?

I planted myself on the sofa in March and I've grown bigger ever since.

Masks

I went to the chemists to get myself a face mask but they had sold out.

They suggested that I try Boots.

I’ve been in A&E for 40 minutes now and I’m sure that it’s the nurses and doctors that I can hear laughing.

 From Bizarro

 From Richard Jolley

 From Wrong Hands

I got a cold call on the ‘phone today asking if I’d recently bought any gloves or masks.

They said that if I had they could check to see if I’d been mis-sold PPE.

Going Out

From Break Of Day

From Wizard Of Id

Dating in 2020

From Moderately Confused

Useful Masks

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Reopening?

From Dave Granlund

Homeworking With Masks

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

It’s been a great blessing to be home with the wife for the last few months. We’ve caught up on everything that I’ve done wrong over the last 20 years.