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From Speedbump

People are always sceptical when I say I climbed Mount Everest.

But it's true, I made it up!

Emergency Distraction

From Leigh Rubin

"I've made a model of Mount Everest."

"To scale?"

"No, just to look at."

Indian Hills Community Center Punny Signs

When I was in America, my son and I went shopping in Walmart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder Eggs. She said “Oh no sir, we don’t sell them in the States – they’re a health hazard!” I said “OK, I’ll just take these two assault rifles then”.