Party Pooper

From Mark Lynch

I've decided to call everyone Dave.

Just to see if it'll trigger a reaction.

Shock Treatment

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Jim: "I gave the postman a big shock today - I went to the door without any clothes on."

Jack: "Surely he has seen stuff like that before."

Jim: "Yes, but what really surprised him was that I knew where he lived."

Stress Test

From Bizarro