Seating Plan

From The Argyle Sweater

You have to feel sorry for Jesus, not only was he crucified, but it was right at the start of a four day weekend.

Wild Things

From Speedbump

I gave my seat to an old lady on the bus.

The following day, I lost my job as a driver.

Life is cruel.

New Home Way Out West

From The Argyle Sweater

The Wisdom Of Solomon

 

Two women were on a bus fighting bitterly over the only available seat.

The conductor was unsuccessfully trying to intervene when the bus driver shouted to the conductor, "Let the ugly one take the seat".

Both women stood for the rest of the journey

Argument done!

Seat Selection

From xkcd