Hell Will Freeze Over Before She's Satisfied

From Wumo

Argentina is surprisingly cold.

In fact, it's bordering on Chile!

Brrrr!

From JimBenton

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Sunnydale Nudist Camp

From Shoe

When I pulled back my curtains this morning, I thought I saw David Jason lying on my lawn.

After a closer inspection I realised that it was just a touch of frost!

Naked and Waiting

From LunarBaboon

Yesterday it was so cold that I took my kitten into my bed with me.
The poor thing was frozen.
I thought I'd thaw a putty-tat!

Missionaries

From The Far Side

You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poo instead of standing in it!

Brrr...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?

A brrrick.

Not Wearing Underwear

From War and Peas

Warming Up

From Buni Comic

We're Walking In The Air

From smbc