Head Support

From Cyanide & Happiness

After her son turned 10 years old his mother started to think that he looked a little strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not hers.

She told her husband what she had discovered.

Her husband replied, "Ah, you don't remember do you?

When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped into its nappy and you told me to go and change him.

So, l went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there".

The wife fainted.

Where Babies Come From

From Cyanide & Happiness

My mate set me up on a blind date.

He said "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby".

I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.