Watson sees Sherlock Holmes planting a tree and asks him, "What kind of tree are you planting?"
Holmes: "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Watson sees Sherlock Holmes planting a tree and asks him, "What kind of tree are you planting?"
Holmes: "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
The average person has sex 89 times a year.
Sounds like I'm set to have a spectacular weekend.