How To . . .

From Liniers Cartoon

I recently read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

Sharp Sales Practice

From Bizarro

I asked a German student if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

Targeted Book

From Pardon My Planet

A guy walks into a bookshop.

Guy: "I'd like to buy a book by Dickens."

Shop Assistant: "Certainly sir, which one?"

Guy: "Charles."

How To Be . . .

From Loose Parts

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was.

She said she couldn't tell me as that would defeat the purpose.

The Dangerous Book For Adults

From The Far Side

The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees."

Now I don't know what to do next, because the oven door is facing the wall.

English Lit : Lord Of The Flies

From The Jenkins

My English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns".

I said, "Who, me?"

Choice

From The Jenkins

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

 

A) Bola

B) Bola

C) Bola

D) Bola

E) Bola

Non-Friction Books

From Bliss

That's the last time I buy my underpants from Primark.

They've fallen to bits after only six months.

I wouldn't mind, but they've only been in the washer twice.

Context Matters

From Little Porpoise

My wife woke up this morning and said, "I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"

I said, "You'll find out later".

So, when I came home later, I handed her a package.

Inside the package was a book called "Your Dreams and What They Mean".

Booginner

From Loading Artist

I've just started to write a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

Reference Shelf

From Wrong Hands

I recently bought a great book about Feng Shui, but I can't decide where to keep it.

Ventriloquist Club

From JimBenton

I attended a book club where everyone was ginger.

It wasn't half a well read group.

Isolation

From Pearls Before Swine

Lockdown Reading

Records and Books

From Wrong Hands

From Wrong Hands

and if you've got some time on your frequently washed hands, I've curated some creativity from YouTubeLand and put together the following

Pandemic Playlist

Pleasure

Younger Model

From Buni Comic

Mockery

From Bizarro

Self Help Books

From Buni Comic

More Celebrity Cookbooks

From TheArgyleSweater